If you are a man who finds himself, after years of committed 'bliss', all alone for the first time in a long time, here are some hints at what NOT to do!
1. Don't try to boil you eggs in a microwave (DO NOT try this at home).
2. If you're back from a hard workout on a hot day, do not chug the prune juice to cool off.
3. If your oven light is on all of the time because that little button is broken, do not try to extinguish it by sticking a screwdriver in the hole.
4. Never try to scrape the edges of the blender while it is still on.
5. Don't fry bacon naked.
Let us know any other suggestions that should go on this list.....
Saturday, September 10, 2011
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